This year, I'll only be making ones I have a vague chance of sticking to...

1. Eat chocolate everyday.
2. Stop exercising. Waste of time.
3. Read more smut.
4. Procrastinate more. Starting tomorrow.
5. Get in a whole new rut.
6. Learn how to swear in different languages.
7. Go on long ego trips.
8. Remember that Muffin Day is on the 29th of every month.
9. Take up a new habit, maybe smoking!
10. So many men, so little time. Make more time.